Chuck Norris V. Gerard Butler – The Showdown of Hollywood Facial Hair

We’ve all heard of Chuck Norris’ being the ultimate super-powerish macho being. But as Zack Snyder’s movie 300 rocks the theaters around the globe with its copper-sepia-ish appearance, uber macho testosterone filled action scenes, all characters in the best physical conditions a human could ever be, I the die hard chuck norris fan stop and think – Gerard Butler Vs. Chuck Norris? Could …could it …could it be?

The very thought of a Beard on Beard uber-macho collision, an unprecedented event in the history of worshiping media-icons, and a comparison of the bests both thrilled and enticed me into writing something about it. So here it is, the first writing dedicated to-

            The 2007 Beard on Beard Fiasco, featuring Chuck Norris and Gerard Butler. 

The idea is to have on board as much chuck norris fans as we can, and then gathering some gerard butler fans if there are any, and see what happens. And as a neutral observer, here are my odes to both bearded saviors of manly honor,  recklessness, and of course an undying drive to leave a long lasting impression on the ladies, Chuck “freggin” Norris and Gerard the 8-pack Butler -

Chuck Norris was the reason Persians never invaded the Americas. (I know its lame, but thats what u get at 2.49 am in the name of ingenuity).

Gerad Butler’s abs make Leonidas go: Dayum, I wish I was a greek and whatever ensues…

5 Responses to “Chuck Norris V. Gerard Butler – The Showdown of Hollywood Facial Hair”

  1. Jodie Says:

    Gerard Butler certainly gets my vote. I’ve been following his career for almost 2 years now. His portrayal of King Leonidas was (to me anyway) beyond superb. He was meant to portray this character. Gerard really “does it” for me.

    Chuck Norris is ok. (IMHO) He may be tough, but he just doesn’t “do it” for me.

  2. Shamsa Says:

    and thats how people miss the real point of the blog

  3. Jodie Says:

    OK. Sorry. What is the “real” point of this blog?

  4. Zain Imran Says:

    Chuck Norris dosen’t believe in Sparta.

  5. Marion Says:

    I have seen both Gerad Butler in the 300 with his facial hair it compares to Chuck Norris in ” Lone Wolf McQuade”. Both of these guys have sexualite. They both have a presense on the screen. So if you compare their facial hair you will have to compare their overall look.

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