Re: I am a Muslim (http://youtube.com/watch?v=JQXh20OuhIc)

December 7, 2007

Umm, nice effort man, but umm, the early ottoman and Spanish Muslim empires in all fairness, did NOT live in harmony with other people. I duno if you’ve ever heard those little bitty events called the crusades. Besides, why are you so conscious of people labeling you of being what majority of us ARE, back where we came from. Why don’t we see Jewish kids raging until their neck veins pop out trying to say “I AM NOT CONSPIRING TO OWN THE WORLD, AND I AM NOT CHEAP OR BUY STUFF ONLY IN SALES, AND NEITHER AM I REALLY GOOD AT FINANCES AND I DON’T TELL JOKES ALL THE DAMN TIME. I LOVE ISRAEL AND THERE’S NO SHAME ABOUT IT, AND I WEAR A SKULL CAP WITHOUT THINKING WHAT PEOPLE WILL SAY ABOUT IT, AND I AM A JEW!!”

 Think about it.

In addition, Muslims don’t drive taxis or work at gas stations because their faith says so, but because they are new immigrants and on the lower wings of the economies in most of the modern western world. You are a Muslim and you do all those cool, non-traditional, non-obnoxious things because of your American upbringing, not because anywhere in Islam it is mandatory to do or to refrain from doing those things. Since you dug up all those facts from history, did you also see how new immigrants in Muslim renaissance era states lived? I’ll tell you how they lived. In our sharia laws, non Muslims, called Dhimmis, are third class citizens. They can’t own land; they can’t marry among Muslims or preach their religion. They sure can practice it but nowhere near where Muslims do. In fact, in Pakistan where I grew up, eating and drinking with Christians is taboo because they’re considered dirty, or as we say, Napaak. But again, that’s Sharia law, and not Quran, and that’s Pakistani custom, not Islamic custom.

All I am saying is, stop being pissed off about petty things, and do something to better educate your brethren so they don’t make fools out of themselves.

p.s. The guy who said Taj Mahal was not built by Muslims, The chief architect’s name was Eissa, and he was a Muslim guy from Multan.


Hey There Musharraf!

December 4, 2007

Guys. It just happened. I was listening to the arabic version of hey there delilah, “Hey there Khalilah,” and I came up with my own rendition of it. I am gonna need rabbi’s help with the music and then maybe we can put it on youtube. :D Meanwhile, Enjoy!

p.s. I reserve all copyrights of this following song. Any unauthorized use will be cursed! (and prosecuted) :D

Hey there Musharraf whats it like in rawalpindi
I am a thousand miles away
and things are really looking shitty yes they do
Benazir just had to betray you
And the molvies too

Hey there Musharraf
Don’t you worry about Imran Khan
All he wanted was a beating
And sharif has learned his lessons
Pretty well
Let him boycott he is just a drag
We’ll kick his ass

Oh the things you did to rule
Oh, the things you do to rule
Oh, our nation you have ruined
Oh, our nation you have ruined
The nation you have ruined

Hey there musharraf
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me man in January
We will be getting back on our tracks
We’ll have it back
We’ll loot the way we thought we would
Benazir is good

Hey there musharraf
Now just keep on sacking judges
And that moron cj needs to be restricted and be punished
Yes he does
How dare he speaks
Who the hell is he to make the laws
And point your flaws

Oh, the constitution could,
Oh, just go die in hell,
Oh, you run Pakistan,
Oh, who’s to challenge that,
Who’s to challenge that

A thousand miles seem pretty far
But they’ve got suicide bombing cars
I’d smack you cross the face if I just could
The world is making fun of us
Coz we let a dumbass rule on us
You know you shouldn’t have pulled this whole crap
Musharraf I can promise you
That by the time that you are through
The history will write you as a shame
Coz you’re to blame

Hey there Musharraf
You be good and don’t you screw us
We have given you the chance to stay
So now you give us back our freedom
You know its all because of you
Our courts are just a big shamoo
Hey there musharraf here’s to you
This one’s for you

Oh, repeal the PCO
Oh, just give our judges back
Oh, or we will come kick you
And, and this time you’ll be sacked
This time you’ll be sacked.
Oh ooo