Hey There Musharraf!

December 4, 2007

Guys. It just happened. I was listening to the arabic version of hey there delilah, “Hey there Khalilah,” and I came up with my own rendition of it. I am gonna need rabbi’s help with the music and then maybe we can put it on youtube. :D Meanwhile, Enjoy!

p.s. I reserve all copyrights of this following song. Any unauthorized use will be cursed! (and prosecuted) :D

Hey there Musharraf whats it like in rawalpindi
I am a thousand miles away
and things are really looking shitty yes they do
Benazir just had to betray you
And the molvies too

Hey there Musharraf
Don’t you worry about Imran Khan
All he wanted was a beating
And sharif has learned his lessons
Pretty well
Let him boycott he is just a drag
We’ll kick his ass

Oh the things you did to rule
Oh, the things you do to rule
Oh, our nation you have ruined
Oh, our nation you have ruined
The nation you have ruined

Hey there musharraf
I know times are getting hard
But just believe me man in January
We will be getting back on our tracks
We’ll have it back
We’ll loot the way we thought we would
Benazir is good

Hey there musharraf
Now just keep on sacking judges
And that moron cj needs to be restricted and be punished
Yes he does
How dare he speaks
Who the hell is he to make the laws
And point your flaws

Oh, the constitution could,
Oh, just go die in hell,
Oh, you run Pakistan,
Oh, who’s to challenge that,
Who’s to challenge that

A thousand miles seem pretty far
But they’ve got suicide bombing cars
I’d smack you cross the face if I just could
The world is making fun of us
Coz we let a dumbass rule on us
You know you shouldn’t have pulled this whole crap
Musharraf I can promise you
That by the time that you are through
The history will write you as a shame
Coz you’re to blame

Hey there Musharraf
You be good and don’t you screw us
We have given you the chance to stay
So now you give us back our freedom
You know its all because of you
Our courts are just a big shamoo
Hey there musharraf here’s to you
This one’s for you

Oh, repeal the PCO
Oh, just give our judges back
Oh, or we will come kick you
And, and this time you’ll be sacked
This time you’ll be sacked.
Oh ooo